Why Coffee is Better Than Sex

• Even when you get burned, you still want more. 
• If the sweet scent lingers in the air, you don’t have to be embarrassed if an unexpected guest stops by.  In fact, you can offer them some.
• It’s just as good whether you enjoy it alone or with someone else.

it’s always ready when you are

• You can enjoy it on a first date without looking easy.
• If it gets stale, it’s easy to pour out and start over.
• Even  if it’s the worst, it still gets the job done.
• It  comes in exoctic flavors.
• It’s something you  can enjoy even when you have a headache.
• You can enjoy it in public, without the fear of getting arrested.
• Work actually allows a break to enjoy it.
• And the best reason coffee is better than sex, it’s always ready and waiting whenever you are.